boobs

boobs
1. (boobs) (18482↑, 2051↓)
things that guys like to play with

excuse me, can I touch your boobs?

2. (boobs) (11377↑, 2236↓)
a womens sex tool to make men do what she wants them to do

I'll show you my boobs if you buy me the concert tickets I wanted

3. (boobs) (7753↑, 1963↓)
breast tits jublees knockers puppies bonerizers

(.)(.)-regular ( . )( . )-fat (.) (.)-cleavedge (^)(^)-perkey ( y )-nipleless \\./\\./-gramma (\#)(\#)-milked (*)(*)-bitten

4. (boobs) (7213↑, 1730↓)
God's most lovely creation.

Boobs are nice...like boobs\!

5. (boobs) (5598↑, 1265↓)
large things that men like to touch, play with, and talk about.

Did you touch her boobs, or what?

6. (Boobs) (4116↑, 760↓)
Things that guys love and cant resist

Oh baby can i touch your Boobs?\!

7. (boobs) (3071↑, 472↓)
Things that make guys and the occasional chick do whatever the bearer of them wishes. They can bring great power and pleasure to whoever owns them, depending on how good they look.

Boobs, Hooters, Honkers, Magumbos, Mounds, Melons, Breasts, Funbags, Tits, Waterbags, Happy sacs, sweater cows, rack, chest. "That chick has a nice rack" "From the look of your sweater cows your doing fine" "I didnt realize this was a party til I saw your funbags" " Hooters a restaurant based on Hooters"

8. (boobs) (1638↑, 193↓)
1. The softest, squishiest, warmest, most perfect thing imaginable. And guess what? They come in pairs :) 2. The cause of all of life's problems. 3. The solution to all of life's problems.

1. She led my hand to her boob, and I had a new best friend; soon I had a new second-best friend. 2. She flashed her boobs and caused that car crash. 3. ...but once I touched her boob, I forgot all about her face.

9. (boobs) (1026↑, 154↓)
The answer to everything.

Girl: "Hey, can I borrow your ______?" *leans slightly forward to expose boobs* Guy: "TAKE IT ALL\!"

10. (boobs) (1126↑, 268↓)
Mounds of joy.

Dude, Jeremy look... BOOBS\!

Author: Mark The Fat Kid http://boobs.urbanup.com/1513779
11. (boobs) (969↑, 298↓)
Definitely larger and more classy than tits.

Kylie has tits, Kate Winslet has boobs.

12. (Boobs) (792↑, 192↓)
The greatest things in the world that just so happen to have females attatched to them.

"Dude, those amazing boobs have a girl growing on them\!\!\!"

13. (Boobs) (769↑, 212↓)
( .Y. )=normal boobs (.Y.)=small boobs ( . Y . )=big boobs ( .y. )=retarded boobs ( . | . )=flat boobs

My girlfriend has( . Y . )boobs.

14. (Boobs) (519↑, 76↓)
weapons of mass distraction

i couldnt concentrate in class because her boobs distracted me

15. (boobs) (610↑, 180↓)
The large thing on girls chest that make men so horny\!\!\!

Peter: Why do girls have boobs? Friend \#1: I don't know Peter: So you have something to look at when your talking to them. Friend \#2: It's true

16. (boobs) (367↑, 56↓)
The reason I don't just kill myself right now.

Well, I could end it all...but tomorrow Cindy might let me touch her boobs. Yep...gonna stick around and see how this plays out.

17. (boobs) (415↑, 132↓)
The greatest thing that has happened to mankind. Makes men horny; Things to look at when you are talking to a girl.

Dude\!\!\! Look at the size of those boobs\! *gets a boner*

Author: dat high muthafucka http://boobs.urbanup.com/1797639
18. (boobs) (645↑, 392↓)
hooters

He liked her hooters.

19. (boobs) (350↑, 102↓)
It is the ultimate world of men imagination\!\! The most irrestible part of woman's body. It has many face. Milk for babies, and honey for men.

Your boobs is the constant source of inspiration.

Author: Swarup Sengupta http://boobs.urbanup.com/1935108
20. (boobs) (512↑, 265↓)
The best part about a woman.

Without boobs, girls would be guys with pretty faces.

21. (boobs) (319↑, 106↓)
the reason there are lesbians

i became a lesbian when my college roommate let me feel her boobs

Author: lesbian 4 life http://boobs.urbanup.com/2352398
22. (boobs) (367↑, 157↓)
Mammary glands. Female organs of fatty deposit.

Woman: What are you looking at? Man: Your boobs.

23. (boobs) (302↑, 127↓)
A soft thing that comes on around a womans body that men love to touch and feel and suck on\! PS they hurt when hit hard\! (.)(.) normal boobs (.) (.) big boobs (*)(*) bit boobs (\#)(\#) milked boobs Every guys best friend: uses them to get into sex

girl:Ow\! My boobs\! Guy :Soft Boobs\! Guy: Can I touch them? Guy: I let you ride me if you show me your boobs\! Guy: Did you see her boobs? Guy2: Ya\! they were awesome\! Guy: I wish my girlfriend had big hooters\!

Author: big ( . )( . ) http://boobs.urbanup.com/1829849
24. (boobs) (219↑, 48↓)
The Things That Give Life Meaning And Joy.

Bill Was Depressed until he saw a pair of boobs, now it's nearly impossible to wipe that smile of his face.

Author: thegreatcornholio http://boobs.urbanup.com/2485399
25. (boobs) (235↑, 77↓)
The [bouncy] objects that make men do thing they dont normally do. spend a lot of [money],blowoff agendas and etc. But its worth it when you get to [suck] on dem.

girl-can you lend me 80 bucks for shoppin. dude-only if you let me suck on your boobs girl- ok let do this

26. (boobs) (324↑, 177↓)
Something to look at while a girl talks to you.

Boobs make talking to girls fun.

Author: best definitions ever http://boobs.urbanup.com/1889303
27. (boobs) (217↑, 76↓)
Women's not so secret way of getting men to do whatever they want. In fact, it's not secretive at all.

Woman: I want a beer. Man: Not now. Woman: *flashes boobs* Man: How many beers did you want?

28. (Boobs) (194↑, 62↓)
The Weapons of Mass Erection

Man...her boobs are huge\! I'm getting a mass erection\!

29. (boobs) (149↑, 24↓)
(for girls only) look down

boobs are those things coming out of your chest guys are mesmerized by

Author: anonymous25437 http://boobs.urbanup.com/4006470
30. (boobs) (161↑, 38↓)
Things that are so unbelievably awesome, they come in pairs.

Damn, this boob is awesome\! HOLY SHIT\! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE\! And on thy 8th day, God created the boob. And God saw that it was good, but lonely. So on thy 9th day, God created another. And it was awesome. Boobs make the world go round.

31. (boobs) (187↑, 78↓)
Instant and pure win.

Those boobs are pure win.

32. (boobs) (168↑, 65↓)
What most girls call their [breasts].

And of course he was staring at my boobs\! Don't bump into me, my boobs are aching today. I don't know if I should show off my boobs at this event or not. Is that a boy or a girl? I don't see any boobs.. I don't like those breast pumps, they hurt my boobs. I'd rather just breast-feed even when it's inconvenient.

33. (boobs) (122↑, 24↓)
According to most guys, they are the greatest pillow in the world, but gentleman take concerne into knowing that having your head on a woman's breats for so long starts to make them quite sore, i know from experience. And a way to thank them isn't by twisting them (ow)

After he used my boobs as pillows for 4 hours he finally woke up from his deep sleep.

34. (Boobs) (182↑, 87↓)
Big,juicy,beautiful things usually found on women but occasionally on men.

Her boobs were SO big\!

35. (Boobs) (125↑, 31↓)
If you have seen one pair, you want to see them all

"I just got to see Janets boobs, I can't wait to see more"

36. (boobs) (135↑, 42↓)
the mammary glands of female mammals. Used to feed the offspring by secreting a liquid known as milk. For an odd reason, men find them very alluring.

My, your boobs are large.

37. (boobs) (103↑, 20↓)
a womans best argument.

she: could you do \<insert whatever\> for me? *leans forward and shows cleavage* he: okay\! (thinks: oh, nice boobs.. but what did she say?)

38. (Boobs) (105↑, 28↓)
1: Lumps of squishy gooodness. 2: Fun

YEY BOOBS\!\!\!\!

39. (Boobs) (113↑, 39↓)
a very warm and comfortable pillow.

dude: damn, your boobs are soft.

Author: a brave little toaster http://boobs.urbanup.com/3171172
40. (boobs) (96↑, 27↓)
Man's best friends. Not counting his penis.

Guy 1: Damn, dude, did you see the boobs on that chick? Guy 2: I didn't even notice the chick.

41. (boobs) (85↑, 17↓)
A mind control device for women to use against men.

Girl: Hey can you give me the answers to this test? Nerd boy: No thats against the rules. Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt* Nerd boy: OK\!\!\!\! No.1 is b *Goes on and on* Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink* Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs? Girl: After class.

Author: Hi I'm Matt Biatch http://boobs.urbanup.com/4187749
42. (Boobs) (103↑, 40↓)
Something for men to look at while women talk to them

( . Y . ) = ideal boobs. "damn that girls got some nice boobs"

43. (Boobs) (64↑, 8↓)
Lumps on a woman's chest that tend to have a staring problem. Larger one's tend to stare more than others.

Can you please tell your boobs to stop staring at me?

44. (Boobs) (94↑, 38↓)
Awesome...

Seriously, boobs are awesome...

45. (boobs) (93↑, 37↓)
the big amazing looking objects that girls have, everyone likes to look at them, and when your listening to a speech that your girlfreind is saying, you can look at these till its over, meanwhile all you have to do is nod your head and say "uhuh"

guy*stares at her basketball sized boobs" girl" blah blah blah blah blah blah... are you listening to me" guy*still staring*"uh huh...."*nods head* girl" good...blah blah blah" (may continue like this for hours)

46. (boobs) (87↑, 34↓)
Things that can get a guy [horny] if they are [naked].

My boobs are double d's. When i lift up my shirt all the boys suck my [nipples].

Author: ur mom is a whore http://boobs.urbanup.com/3624270
47. (Boobs) (58↑, 7↓)
Proof that there is a god.

Boobs are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

48. (boobs) (72↑, 23↓)
The greatest comfort a woman can give a man.

Men take great comfort in my boobs.

Author: Little Deby Big Boobs http://boobs.urbanup.com/1270931
49. (boobs) (59↑, 20↓)
A Pair of beautiful round-like objects, that makes men go like: "HOLY KOALA POPSICKLE FUCKS\!\!\!" And the undeniable proof of that the world is not as twisted as it seems. (By the way for you women out there, watch out for guys, they seem to have large attraction to boobs, especially if they are big.)

Horny Guy: Man, did you see our new teacher? She has some impressive boobs\! Guy: Yeah, I like big boobs. Horny Guy: Who doesn't? Guy: Gays...?

50. (Boobs) (76↑, 38↓)
Weapons of mass turbation.

Daddy would love to play with you, honey, but he's busy mass turbating to this chick's epic boobs. He can't help himself.

51. (boobs) (55↑, 20↓)
The things women use to attract the wrong kind of attention and then get mad at guys when they get exactly what they set out for.

Sue was out clubbing with the girls wearing the tightest, lowest, tank top she could find. Then she complained after that all the guys there were animals because all they did was stare at her boobs.

52. (Boobs) (68↑, 34↓)
The reason women are the most powerful beings in the world, and yet think they are treated unfairly and should have equality with men. Which in all respects would be a considerably large step down.

With great power comes great responsibility and the female population uses that power for 90% of their lives with little responsiblity.(I.E. Boobs)

Author: The Great American http://boobs.urbanup.com/3279359
53. (Boobs) (40↑, 9↓)
Male hypnotizers

(girl) So let's go see that new chick flick tonight. (guy) .......boobs... uh agsfdhs I mean yes.

Author: Emooo kid 3000 http://boobs.urbanup.com/4462517
54. (boobs) (46↑, 16↓)
1. The holy mounds of pliable flesh situated on a woman's chest. 2. The greatest fucking play toy ever\!

1. May I play with your boobs? 2. HOLY SHIT\! TITTIES\!\!\!\!

55. (boobs) (46↑, 17↓)
One of the best characteristics of a woman.

Jack pushed Ashley against the wall and kissed her deeply. As he pushed into her, Ashley’s breasts rose from her tight shirt and shoved into Jack. He then took his hand under her shirt until he found her huge, round boobs. He tore her shirt off, then squeezed and rubbed her breasts causing her to moan with pleasure. Jack went down, kissing her nose, and then chewed on her hard, tense nipples. She moaned even louder and gasped as pain shot through her body. Ashley then tore Jack’s shirt and rubbed her boobs against his toned chest. This was a turn on for Jack, the feeling of those breasts made him so hard. He pushed Ashley onto the bed and kissed her even harder. He wanted those beautiful breasts. They were wet and perky, just how he liked them. He stuck his face inside and engulfed the left one into his mouth and sucked it. “Ohhhh\!” Ashley whined. Then he made his way to the right one and licked it all around, while feeling her up at the same time. Jack felt so hard that it hurt. Ashley continued to moan uncontrollably. The next morning, Jack awoke in between Ashley’s firm, large boobs and immediately hardened under the covers.

56. (boobs) (86↑, 58↓)
you need a definition for boobs ???

what your sister has on her chest BOOBS\!\!\!\!

57. (boobs) (40↑, 13↓)
God's greatest gift

Man: Oh thank God for boobs.

58. (Boobs) (52↑, 26↓)
The big mounds sticking out of a womans chest. Used for breast feeding and better sex.

Yo did you hear that Big Black Jack just squeezed Sheryl's boobs right off?

Author: Big Black Jack http://boobs.urbanup.com/3256461
59. (Boobs) (36↑, 12↓)
The things men want because (most) can't have them.

Little Girl: Mommy, why do men like boobs so much? Mother: Well honey, It's because men want what they can't have.

60. (boobs) (70↑, 46↓)
2 big (or small) flobs of fat with dots on them of which men are obsessed with and women use the to get their way. also after playing with them in sex and you have kids milky come out to feed your kid.

boooooobbbbiiiieeeeeezzzz *drool* yum boobs

Author: qwertyuiop[]]\\asdfgdkjshui\! http://boobs.urbanup.com/3658851
61. (Boobs) (38↑, 16↓)
Gods Best Creation Yet... Next to Pizza Delivery.

Look at those boobs\! i would like to get to know her if u know what i mean\!

Author: rawrimadinosaur http://boobs.urbanup.com/4125171
62. (Boobs) (36↑, 15↓)
Is something guys look at when talking to a girl.

Girl: ...and we went to the mall, blah blah blah blah.. Guy: *drools* (Look at those big boobs.) Girl: ...Hey\! Hey\! Are you even listening?

Author: I'll Invade Uranus http://boobs.urbanup.com/3912900
63. (Boobs) (40↑, 21↓)
The best things on earth.

I wish I had my own portable boobs that I could keep in my pants

64. (Boobs) (31↑, 13↓)
1. Nice squishy things.

I like squeezing boobs.

65. (Boobs) (51↑, 35↓)
Something to look at when talking to women

Wow Jully has some nice boobs\!

Author: Master of dabating http://boobs.urbanup.com/2957592
66. (boobs) (17↑, 2↓)
The mountains found in heaven

He: Where are you? Me: Hiking He: Where? Me: Ask your girlfriend to look down at her boobs.

Author: Sir Robert Adams http://boobs.urbanup.com/4901145
67. (Boobs) (19↑, 8↓)
The focus of a man's (or lesbian/Bi female's) attention when speaking to a female. A group or department of people working together who collectively have less intelligence then that which would be considered normal or average.

Bob stared at Jillians' ample boobs for the duration of their conversation and Jillians' sly smile led him to believe she enjoyed the attention Bob gave her boobs. The human resources department is full of boobs, having lost my paperwork 3 times.

Author: thatguy011071 http://boobs.urbanup.com/4497715
68. (boobs) (26↑, 15↓)
Sometimes big, jiggly things on a female's chest (and sometimes on a fat male's chest, bleck). On a female's chest, guys go crazy and will do anything you want them to do if you let them see or feel them. They come in pairs and have round nipples and areolas on the center.

Pig guy \#1- "Hey, check her boobs out, they're so big and yummy\!" Pig guy \#2- "Oohh, what I would do to get me some of her\!"

69. (boobs) (23↑, 12↓)
Comfortable and squishy easy to cope with grips that boys tends to cling on to when boning their girlfriends especially when they are on their knees and hands and your behing them thrusting.

Your boobs made the night babe.

70. (Boobs) (42↑, 31↓)
Something guys have to look at while talking to girls.

"Okay, Why do women have boobs? So that guys can have something to look at while talking to them\!" -Family Guy-

Author: The Puerto Rican Jew http://boobs.urbanup.com/1284573
71. (Boobs) (17↑, 7↓)
Created so guys have something to look at while women talk.

Women: "So then we had to take Christina out to dinner for her cheer meet, but I had to go to the gym later that night so I had to get Caroll to do it. Then after we took Ryan & the boys out to go see a movie, and Sherri was telling me about how her poodle just gave birth to 4 puppies..." Guy: *Staring at boobs* Mhm..*Nods head*

72. (boobs) (21↑, 11↓)
A great excuse for a pillow

Hey babe, Im kinda sleepy, let me borrow them boobs.

73. (boobs) (18↑, 9↓)
big or little round object on a girls chest

girl1:i think my boobs r small girl 2:compared to mine big basketball lookin 1 they are my boobs double d ( . y . ) arvage size(. y .) small (.y.) large(. y .) fake ( . y . )

74. (Boobs) (33↑, 24↓)
1. My favorite part of the female body 2. Used by a friends grandfather to refer to us as idots

Grandfather: *Hears loud noises and laughter* "What are you two Boobs doing\!?\!" Friend: What? Me: Quit bitchin gramps, we're the only set of tits you've seen in the last 20 years\! Us: Laughing hysterically

Author: wtficantthinkofaname http://boobs.urbanup.com/3386678
75. (bOObs) (27↑, 18↓)
something for guys to look at while a girl just talks and talks and talks...

Denzel:Damn, James look at Carly's boobs. They're huge. Do you think they're real? James:I don't really give a fuck if they're real or not. They make her look hot even with the headgear. Denzel:True that muther fucker. ( . )( . ) ( . )( . ) ( . )( . ) ( . )( . ) ( . )( . )

76. (Boobs) (13↑, 5↓)
Nature's pillows.

Girl: We need new pillows. Guy: Why? What's wrong with your boobs?

Author: The Killer Squirrel http://boobs.urbanup.com/5194388
77. (boobs) (15↑, 7↓)
mighty weapons, that are given to women by the gods, so they can use them to control men. (almost) every girl receives them, around the age of 12. some women have received bigger 'boobs', wich work even better for controling men.

girl: 'i will show you my boobs, if you get me the concert tickets i asked for'

78. (boobs) (168↑, 160↓)
the two spheres which make [women] a whole separate species (except the size of brain)

Our customers prefer women than people, because of the boobs ...

Author: the essential womanfucker http://boobs.urbanup.com/1848923
79. (Boobs) (32↑, 24↓)
1.) A stupid or foolish person. Short for booby. 2.) A woman's breast.

1.) John is a booby cause he tried to order 50 pizza's to his ex-girlfriend's house and he got caught. 2.) Woman have two boobs.

80. (Boobs) (12↑, 6↓)
the most wonderful thing in the world loacated on a womens chest they make great pillows are fun to suck on and are so irisistable. but because there so iresistable women can use them to there advantage by geting what ever they want.

ex \#1: guy: wow look at the sise of those boobs guy\#2: love to get a faceful of them. ex\#2 girl: can u buy me those shews i really wanted? guy: no way to expensive\! girl: ( flashes boobs ) guy: ok\!

81. (Boobs) (20↑, 15↓)
Things on a woman's chest that seduce a man to do whatever the woman wants.

Woman: "Can I have $1000 for these new shoes?" Man: "Hell NO why do you need shoes that cost that much of my fucking money?" Woman: (Flashes her boobs) "Now can I have the money?" Man: "Here take my credit card" Man: (Realizes what he has done) "GOD DAMMIT I hate it when she does that, now I have no credit card for about two weeks, and I will have to owe even more money to the credit card company but damn I love playing with them"

Author: Dylan Alvarez http://boobs.urbanup.com/4524132
82. (boobs) (3↑, 0↓)
something all girls shud have especially when they are trying to get what they want from a guy

Girl: please tie my shoe lace Guy: no Girl: i'lll show you my boobs Guy: HELL YES\!\!\!

83. (boobs) (6↑, 3↓)
large mounds of fat that guys are infactuated with

OH MY GOD\! LOOK AT HER BOOBS\! THEYRE SO GREAT\! its just fat..

84. (Boobs) (2↑, 0↓)
Propaganda tool used by women to seduce men into doing anything they want. The bigger they are, they more powerful they are. However, this rule can be avoided in Asian women, because usually they are just hot in general, and therefore do not require a large set of boobs.

MY BOOBS CONTROL YOU\! Must....resist.....too.....round......

Author: TheOtherSnake http://boobs.urbanup.com/6377813
85. (boobs) (3↑, 1↓)
scientifically called breasts, sometimes large spherical objects in a females chest region

suck my boobs\!

Author: buttcheecks23 http://boobs.urbanup.com/5932610
86. (Boobs) (8↑, 6↓)
Objects located on [Women] that will be soon used to take over [the world].

Conspiracy Theorist: One day, Women will take over the world, and they'll use those boobs of theirs to control us into doing it\! Nerd: Finally\!

87. (boobs) (18↑, 16↓)
A device created by oprah winfrey to control men and use them as pawns in her insidious plot to form a world controlled by middle-aged women.

Woman: I'm trying this new product that oprah said would make my boobs bigger. You think it's working? Unsuspecting man: yeah there's definitely an impro--MUST...KILL...ELLEN DEGENERES... Oprah(observing all through the nipple cameras): MUAHAHAHAHA\!

88. (Boobs) (4↑, 3↓)
(.) (.) \<-- those

Look at those boobs

Author: doobiemuncher http://boobs.urbanup.com/5979122
89. (boobs) (11↑, 10↓)
bouncy orbs of badass superness

dudee did u see her boobs? ya they were huge\!

Author: dude-its-boobies-123 http://boobs.urbanup.com/5205810
90. (boobs) (7↑, 7↓)
Something nice to look at when talking to a girl.

Girl: "...and I'm thinking about going into Pre-Med, but I don't know if a Pre-Law major would be better... Derek? Are you even listening to me?" Me: *staring at boobs* "What...oh yeah, that's interesting. Please go on."

Author: Im_MrBrightside http://boobs.urbanup.com/5359545
91. (Boobs) (0↑, 1↓)
A milk producing gland that may stay small or get large. Basically, a fatty gland that's pale because it's always under a bathing suit that has an areola and a nipple on it. Males have pecs, but only fat males can have moobs, or man boobs. Boobs may sag like many Africans' boobs. They can also be lifted upright, etc. *Big boobs are better to look at, but small boobs are better to feel. *I am sorry but fat boobs don't count. *If you are female and lack boobs, it's okay if you have a nice butt.

"Woah, you don't have boobs anymore, you have utters\!" "If only we could all go naked and then the color of our boobs would match the rest of our body\!"

Author: Mental Muscle http://boobs.urbanup.com/6341702
92. (Boobs) (0↑, 1↓)
Handles during sex when it is Girl-on-Top Must be held so she does not ride you too hard and fall off the bed. Fun things to suck on or tease with your mouth in general Natural pillows on a woman's chest Lots of fun if you can get some

I couldn't find my pillow so I used _____'s boobs instead, much more comfortable Good thing I held on to _____'s boobs. She nearly fell of the bed last night.

93. (Boobs) (2↑, 4↓)
Organs made of Glands for milk secretion along with Fat covered by skin like any other part of the [body] but is so Artistically designed to attract Men.But looses its [charm] with aging.

Boobs show nature's intelligence

94. (Boobs) (25↑, 27↓)
Just something to look at while your talking to a female

SomeGuy: Hi John what were you doing with Jessica yesterday? John: Just staring at her boobs

95. (boobs) (220↑, 223↓)
jiggly things on a women's chest with a pointy red thing to suck on. tits boobies bazongas dirty pillows breasts

kid:mom can i touch your boobs? Mom: oh,sure honey

Author: kristen leighton http://boobs.urbanup.com/1434103
96. (Boobs) (12↑, 16↓)
Two Squishy Fat-Lumps On The Women's Body That Produce Milk To Feed Innocent Little Babies That Are Prone To Cancer, Stretch-Marks, and Other Abnormalities.

Guy1\#: Dude, Look At Her Boobs\! I totally wanna [blow my load] all over those [sweater puppies\!] Girl: You are disgusting, These are for children's nourishment, not for your disgusting manly wanton sexual advances. Yours are bigger than mine anway.

Author: PatchWorkRamenBug http://boobs.urbanup.com/4842613
97. (Boobs) (7↑, 11↓)
Fatty tissue in just the right place\!

"yaaay boobs\!"

98. (boobs) (11↑, 15↓)
a couple of dumb guys

Those guys are a couple of boobs

99. (boobs) (54↑, 58↓)
One of about two parts of a woman that are useful and interesting.

Check out the boobs on that girl. Fucking tops\!

100. (boobs) (2↑, 7↓)
REILLY\!

brown girl with boobs

Author: Lover10194987345 http://boobs.urbanup.com/6061306
101. (Boobs) (9↑, 14↓)
1.What men look at while talking to women. 2.As they male penetrates the womens pussy he reaches over and plays with her boobs. 3.1 of the 3 things a man stares at [1. Boobs 2. Ass 3. Vag]

Female1: I was at the bar and men were buying me drinks. Female2: What's so bad about that? female1: Nothing until i realised my boobs were sticking out a little to much. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Female1: He was fucking my pussy so hard, as he was doing that he reached over and started playing with my boobs Female2: Even when boys are satisfied, they really are'nt

Author: The ringmaster of pussy http://boobs.urbanup.com/4534336
102. (boobs) (7↑, 15↓)
The round, soft, "gooshy" item that fills out women's shirts. The bra was invented for this body part. Located on the chest, not stomache. For sick perverted guy's, these give them great pleasure.

"Dude, check out her boobs." "Her boobs are.... Gooshy?

103. (Boobs) (0↑, 9↓)
A pair or set of two owls, in relation to there slang name hooters.

Hey you see those boobs up on that tree branch?

Author: Americanglitch http://boobs.urbanup.com/5707549
104. (boobs) (6↑, 15↓)
Vixenita

She has big boobs.

105. (boobs) (10↑, 20↓)
big things of fat that guys like to sqweeze to make them horny.and when u are pregnat special milk comes out of their boob and babies suck out of the nipples of the boob and get fed.you wouldnt want to be a boob

did you see sallies boobs last night? ya they were looking hot\!

Author: eatitorsuckit http://boobs.urbanup.com/5180006
106. (boobs) (11↑, 21↓)
Fat with nerves for milk. Not something to go crazy about.

Really? He is so going out with her for her boobs.

Author: Imalovestoryxd http://boobs.urbanup.com/5127591
107. (boobs) (21↑, 34↓)
something that i have that is extremely large on my chest(F-cup) . the little pleasure parts that guys love to stick their sexy boners in. also something that feeds babies when a girl has sex with that sexy boner and gets pregnant.

"my boobs are bigger than yours\! "man,i get a boner just looking at that slut's boobs"

108. (boobs) (21↑, 37↓)
TITS TITS ITS ALL BOUT' THA TITS ZOMFG AHHHHHHHH MASSIVE FUCKING TITS\! Following on from this, The breasts (boobs) of a female mammal’s body contain the mammary glands, which secrete milk used to feed infants. Zoologists point out that no female mammal other than the human has breasts of comparable size when not lactating and that humans are the only primate that have permanently swollen breasts.

Student: Hello sir. Have a good weekend? Lecturer: XDXDXD BOOBS MATE\! WOOOOOOPOW XDXDXD Student: Fair enough O_O' Lecturer: *dances wildly* Female: stfu craka

109. (boobs) (27↑, 47↓)
what micheal jackson will never get

those are some huge boobs\!\!\!

110. (boobs) (16↑, 40↓)
TITS TITS ITS ALL BOUT' THA TITS ZOMFG AHHHHHHHHHHHH MASSIVE FUCKING TITS\! *masturbates profusely, slapping his cheek red roar*

boobs...shao pang\! o.O

111. (Boobs) (27↑, 59↓)
Preparation, uses, and tips Boobs are always eaten raw because heating can cause them to become bitter. They can be added to cooked dishes just before serving. Boobs are most commonly used to make the Mexican dip called guacamole, a mixture of mashed boobs, lime juice, tomatoes, and hot peppers. Boob slices can also be added to salads, sandwiches, or sauces. Mashed boobs is a good spread for toast, bagels, or sandwiches, and can be used to top chili or a baked potato. It makes a healthful replacement for sour cream, butter, or margarine. Boob halves can be stuffed with tuna, chicken, or crab salad. To prepare a boob, slice in half, remove the pit, and scoop out the flesh. Discard the skin and pit. Boob flesh darkens quickly when exposed to air. While this doesn’t present any health hazard, it makes the boob look less appealing. To prevent this from occurring, rub boobs with lime or lemon juice, or mix about ½ tablespoon (7mL) of juice into mashed or puréed boobs. Buying and storing tips Look for boobs that are heavy for their size and are free of bruises and dark sunken spots. Unripe boobs are hard to the touch. Place them in a brown paper bag at room temperature for two to three days to ripen. They are ready to eat when slightly soft. Once ripe, they should be stored in the refrigerator and used within two to three days. To freeze boobs, remove the skin and pit and purée the flesh with ½ tablespoon (7mL) of lemon or lime juice per boob. Pack in an airtight container and freeze for up to five months. Boob slices and halves do not freeze well. Varieties Although there are about a hundred varieties of boobs, only a few are grown and consumed in the United States. The most commonly available variety is the Haas tit, a dark-green, pebbly skinned booby grown in California that is available year-round. Fuerte tittahs are medium green and have a smoother skin. Grown in California, they are available in the fall and winter. Florida boobs are larger than those from California, have a smoother skin, and are lower in fat. Some jumbo boobs may be slightly lower in fat as well.

Marvin Gaye Man 1: I friggin' love this guacamole. Where did you get this? Man 2: I made it. From scratch. Man 1: Really? Woman: Hey guy's, what choo eatin'? Man 2: Fresh boobs

Author: Warm Pickle Sauce http://boobs.urbanup.com/4055828
112. (Boobs) (14↑, 46↓)
Foreign objects

AHHHHH\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Foreign objects\! I love Boobs.

Author: rolledinvagina http://boobs.urbanup.com/3642179
113. (boobs) (213↑, 254↓)
the body parts that make milk for babies

"Babies drink milk from boobs."

114. (Boobs) (70↑, 125↓)
Proof that the great Lord is real. Boobs are wonderful things that await men to touch it. Boobs are also the face of a Women. If the Women is flat, or her breast aren't big enough, she has no face at all.

Yo, that prostitute I picked up last night had THE lagest boobs I have ever seen in my life.

115. (boobs) (71↑, 135↓)
Like Cabbage Patch Kids, one of a kind and just mine

boobs are the number one flotation devices sponsered by [hugh hefner]

116. (boobs) (53↑, 131↓)
a ginormouse mountain, which is really nice (:

Amanda G. doesnt have any boobs, not like eliza (: i got you good amanda.

Author: elizzzaaaaaaaaaaaa http://boobs.urbanup.com/2284724
117. (boobs) (33↑, 284↓)
Two large, unattractive blobs of fat which protrude forth on females.

She has a large set of boobs. This is an indicator that she will be fat afterwards if she ever spawns.

118. (boobs) (78↑, 372↓)
Sacks of fat that hang off women who were fortunate enough to go through puberty. The best way to refer to them is some variation of "sweater whales." I.e. Sweater rhinos, sweater kittens, sweater amoebas, sweater snap peas... etc.

My God Walter\! Check out that fat chick's sweater cows\! That behemoth's boobs sag so much they look like footballs.

119. (boobs) (139↑, 473↓)
things on a womans upper area lower then her neck

things on a girls cheast area

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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